Laptops and cheap chocolate

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 22:12:38 +0100

Moment of the day: Choking on christmas dinner. Not because I like choking, but because I'd been caused to choke by my Grandfather's declaration, in all seriousness, that "That magician Paul Daniels is a very clever bloke, such an intelligent man. That stuff he does, he must be a genius." God bless my Grandfather.

I staged being woken up at 7am. I was sat wide awake when I heard someone get up to go to the toilet, so I stumbled out of my room pretty quickly mumbling something about being "Woken up" and "Well I can't go back to sleep now" and "We'd just as well open the presents hadn't we?"

I got a lovely laptop. It's beautiful <3 She's called Gretchen. I figured it must be female because males don't PMS. Seriously, I've had it for a few hours and it's getting temperamental and whinnying every time I click something. Fucking women.

I feel sick, not because I've eaten too much but because I've just eaten the cheapest chocolate in the world. I can taste the chemicals and the liver failure. You can say goodbye to your auntie Megan right now.

Merry Christmas Fuckers
xXx

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Laptops and cheap chocolate