tag:puerile-genius.blog.co.uk,2009-11-11:/MokoFeed2009-11-11T13:09:38+01:00tag:puerile-genius.blog.co.uk,2007-12-25:/2007/12/25/laptops_and_cheap_chocolate~3490238/Evilmoo2007-12-25T22:12:38+01:002007-12-25T23:05:41+01:00 <p>Moment of the day: Choking on christmas dinner. Not because I like choking, but because I'd been caused to choke by my Grandfather's declaration, in all seriousness, that <strong><em>"That magician Paul Daniels is a very clever bloke, such an intelligent man. That stuff he does, he must be a genius."</em></strong> God bless my Grandfather.</p> <p>I staged being woken up at 7am. I was sat wide awake when I heard someone get up to go to the toilet, so I stumbled out of my room pretty quickly mumbling something about being "Woken up" and "Well I can't go back to sleep now" and "We'd just as well open the presents hadn't we?"</p> <p>I got a lovely laptop. It's beautiful <3 She's called Gretchen. I figured it must be female because males don't PMS. Seriously, I've had it for a few hours and it's getting temperamental and whinnying every time I click something. Fucking women.</p> <p>I feel sick, not because I've eaten too much but because I've just eaten the cheapest chocolate in the world. I can taste the chemicals and the liver failure. You can say goodbye to your auntie Megan right now.</p> <p>Merry Christmas Fuckers<br> xXx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://Puerile-Genius.blog.co.uk/2007/12/25/laptops_and_cheap_chocolate~3490238/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>